My New Vice
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007
Not that I needed one, but I developed yet another bad habit. It started a few weeks ago. It seemed an innocent diversion, at first. I only did it once in awhile. Before I knew it, I was going back to the fridge again, and again, for more. Now, I can’t stop.
I chew ice.
I have a system to it. I use a clear cup so I can see the ice and keep track of how much I have. I fill the cup up with ice, and then add a beverage. Fruit juice, usually. This flavors the ice and it’s like a giant snow cone when I chew on it. Sometimes I go with plain water.
I like to let the ice sit a little while, so the edges aren’t as sharp. Then when it’s small enough, I tilt the cup back and savour it. I don’t bite into it right away. I roll it around, and test it between my teeth. When it’s hit that critical stage where it’s melted enough to be soft, but not too melty, I bite down on it between my molars.
Crunch.
It feels good. I have to do it again.
Crunch.
Damn, is it just me, or is this fun?
Crunch, crunch, crunch…..
On the plus side, ice is a zero-calorie snack. It’s also free, made fresh in the fridge. I can chomp away guilt-free.
On the negative….I’m getting compulsive about it. Somewhere in the back of my mind, I realize it’s probably not normal to want the ice more than the beverage. Also, this can’t be good for my teeth, which are already chock-full of old fillings just looking for reasons to have a mercury implosion.
Crunch.

