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You Too, Can Be A Porn Star!

 MaryAnne’s blog contains a reference to Andrew Keen.      He’s  a crackpot who laments that the amateur content on the internet will overwhelm us, and destroy all forms of Intelliegence As We Know It.  The advent of MySpace, YouTube, and countless blogs written by talentless hacks will result in a digital anarchy that will render us numb to true art.

Andy is missing the good stuff out there.  If he had any sense, he’d realize that our media and technology has always been measured by its ability to facilitate porn.  Yes, it’s PORN that drives mankind to the height of expression!  From cave paintings to Egyptian scrolls to the taboo novels of the Victorian era, the overwhelming creative urge has been to describe numerous sex acts and draw dirty pictures. 

And let us not forget the progress of the Industrial Age! Why, did Andy even know, that Sigmund Freud invented the first vibrator? Yes, it was a steam-powered device created to ease the nervous tension of his female patients. 

We must also recognize the tremendous medical advances of our modern times, which brought us Viagra!  

The Internet is the best thing to have happened to porn since the advent of the printing press.  In fact it’s even better.  Now, instead of buying over-priced dirty magazines and grainy movies in sleazy roadside shacks along the interstate, and supporting the mafia in the process…

…you can shop a variety of porn right from the comfort and privacy of your own home.  Best of all, so much of it is FREE!  Yes, there’s sex stories, photos, and movies, for every imaginable bent and fetish and preference…FREE!!  It’s a beautiful world!!

Much of this free porn content is from amateur efforts.  How can Andrew Keen find fault with that?  Maybe he’s never had to jostle his way through a pack of truckers and sailors to buy an over-priced, already-flipped-through adult magazine in a dark, dirty store in the wrong side of town.  I for one, appreciate the creative Internet endeavors of our ambitious citizens and their use of webcams and digital cameras!  WAHOO!

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