Feed Yourself For 25 Cents!
Everybody has a price. Mine’s a quarter. If I can find an edible product for a mere twenty-five cents, I’ll buy it. I don’t care what it is. Hell, you can’t go wrong for that money.
It’s getting harder to find cheap eats in the store. I can’t find generic-brand condensed soup for twenty-five cents. Ramen noodles are about the only thing left in that range. But wait! There, by the checkout counter! Junk food for a quarter!
Happiness is mine. For twenty-five cents, the bounty of a 5/8 ounce bag of cheese popcorn was in my hand. I say ”was” because I ate it in two seconds upon leaving the grocery store. Turned my fingers orange and I got popcorn hulls stuck in my teeth. Tasty, though!

If you don’t have cheap chips n’ such in your store, then look for the Little Debbie snack cake display. I found cupcakes for a quarter. There’s no resisting this. I bought six of them.

And not a damn thing to do with nutrition! The best things in life might be free; the next best things, are twenty-five cents.

